Monday, February 13, 2006

Cheney: I'm the NRA

Remember kids: even if you wear a bright orange vest while hunting, you can still be shot by the Vice President unless you announce your location. Jon Stewart:
“Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt ... making 78-year-old Harry Whittington the first person shot by a sitting veep since Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton, of course, [was] shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and political maneuvering. Whittington? Mistaken for a bird.”


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