"We'll have to keep the bloody chain saw, but go on ahead, sir."

Let me get this straight....we're confiscating Swiss army knives and nail clippers from airline passengers, we've kept detainees in Gitmo on various charges because they're either persons of interest or enemy combatants, but when a guy with a bloody chain saw wants to cross the border from Canada, we can't find a reason to arrest him? Argh. Those of you along our Northern border, take note.